The holiday season has come and gone, and now we’re settling into the quieter, gray days of January. But if you’re lucky enough to share your life with a French Bulldog, “quiet” and “boring” are words that simply don’t exist in your vocabulary. These little comedians make sure the post-holiday blues never have a chance to settle in.
From their hilarious zoomies to their dramatic side-eyes, Frenchies have an endless list of quirky behaviors that keep us entertained day in and day out. In this week’s blog, we’ve rounded up 13 of the funniest, most relatable Frenchie antics that only their devoted owners will truly understand. To top it off, we asked our amazing TomKings Frenchie Family to share their experiences, and the results speak for themselves! Get ready to laugh, nod along, and fall even more in love with these little goofballs!
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1. The Frenchie Language
Living with a Frenchie feels less like having a dog and more like sharing your home with a tiny alien. While they don’t bark much, they more than make up for it with their own quirky language—snorts, grunts, yodels, and even dramatic sighs. It’s impossible not to laugh as they “talk” their way through the day!
2. The Zoomies
Out of nowhere, your Frenchie transforms into a tiny tornado, sprinting around the house like they just discovered a hidden turbo button. Whether it’s pure excitement or a random burst of energy, these zoomies are chaotic, hilarious, and 100% Frenchie.
3. The Stubborn Refusal
Ask a Frenchie to do something—anything—and you might get a blank stare, as if they’re contemplating the meaning of life. Need them to come inside, go for a walk, or just move off the couch? Good luck. Of course, introduce a treat into the equation, and suddenly they’re the most obedient dog on the planet.
“Refusing to walk.” (Joe)


4. The Sploot Pose
No one can rock the famous “sploot” like a Frenchie—legs stretched out behind them, belly flat on the floor. Whether they’re cooling off or just claiming their spot, this pose is guaranteed to melt your heart and make you wonder how they’re so effortlessly cute.
5. The Velcro Shadow
Privacy? What’s that? Your Frenchie is practically superglued to your side, following you from the couch to the kitchen—and yes, even to the bathroom. They’re not being clingy; they’re just making sure you never face life’s challenges (like brushing your teeth) alone!


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6. The Side-Eye
No one throws shade quite like a Frenchie. That sassy, judgmental side-eye they give when you’ve done something “unacceptable” (like not sharing your snack) is equal parts hilarious and humbling.
“Phoebe’s not impressed look when her sister arrived! 😂” (Sheryl)


7. The Blanket Royalty
Forget the fancy dog bed on the floor—your Frenchie has already claimed the comfiest spot in the house: your bed or couch. And don’t think for a second they’ll settle for just lounging. Oh no, they expect to be properly tucked in, because true royalty deserves nothing less!
“Nyahs favorite way to sleep in her chair in the window and always sleep with her eyes open.” (Lauren)


8. The Butt Wiggle
With tails too short for a proper wag, Frenchies have mastered the full-body wiggle. Their happy dance, complete with a little booty shake, is so enthusiastic it could brighten even the gloomiest day!
9. The Dramatic Flop
One minute they’re full of energy, the next they’re sprawled on the floor like their batteries just ran out. It’s like someone hit their “off” switch, and honestly, it’s as funny as it is relatable.
10. The Gas Factory
Frenchie farts are the stuff of legend—loud, frequent, and always unexpected. Just when you think you’re safe, they’ll casually clear the room with their “special gift.” You can’t help but laugh… from a safe distance.
“When @butkus_farts leaves you relaxing you enjoy dog farts for some reason 🤷🏻♂️” (Michael)


11. The Snack Stare
When you’re eating, your Frenchie becomes a laser-focused statue, staring at you with unblinking intensity. Their eyes say it all: “I deserve a bite of that, and you know it.” Resistance is futile.
“Mine stands on her feet and stares at us when she wants our food🤣” (Addy)


12. The Human Sit
Frenchies have perfected the art of sitting like a human—back upright, legs out, looking like they’re ready to join you for a Netflix binge. It’s weird, it’s hilarious, and it’s 100% Frenchie.
“Does anyone else’s frenchie sit like a human?🤣 I love her so much she cracks me up!” (Addy)


“Piper’s stalking pose. She’s always close!” (Sheryl)


13. The Sleep Shenanigans
Frenchies can fall asleep just about anywhere—in positions that defy both logic and gravity. From balancing on the edge of the couch to sprawling belly-up like a starfish, their napping habits are as funny as they are adorable.
“Can we talk about his napping pose…? 😁” (Lyubov)


“Silly girl Viv dead asleep” (Dana)


Even More Funny Antics of TomKings Frenchies
Our incredible TomKings Frenchie parents have shared some of the funniest and quirkiest stories about their pups—and we can’t stop smiling! It’s clear that every Frenchie has their own unique way of bringing endless joy and laughter into their families’ lives. And honestly, could we even imagine life without their antics?
“Bailey does so many things it’s hard to list 🤪🤭. She sits on her brother’s head, random zoomies, stalks him like a cheetah-which turns into zoomies, and must not let anyone in the house have her bone 🦴. Here are just a few pics. They also demand their own sleeper chairs in Mommy’s office so they are super cozy while I work and they nap 😴 🥰” (Jenn)




“Walter having a temper tantrum because I put a shirt on him” (Darlene)


“Kolby will press his face against the glass if he wants to go outside. He will also bark at his shadow and reflection in the dishwasher. lol 😂” (Taylor)


“Norman has many different sleeping positions where he moves around throughout the day depending on the sun. Like others have said, too many funny habits to list!! ♥️ 🐶 💤” (Melissa)


“Odis loves to eat the caps off bottles and take Sophie’s ball from her.. Sophie likes to sit at the top of the stairs or on the bed and high 5 you” (Mike)


Did We Miss Anything?
Frenchies are full of surprises, and we’re sure there are even more funny behaviors that only their owners truly understand. Did we leave out your Frenchie’s signature quirk? Share it with us in the comments! We’d love to see what makes your pup one of a kind.
And don’t forget, if you want to connect with other Frenchie lovers and swap more hilarious stories, join our TomKingsFrenchie Family Facebook group. It’s the perfect place to share the love, laughter, and all the adorable chaos that comes with life as a Frenchie parent.
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