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Frenchies are little clowns, so it’s only fitting to celebrate them on April Fools’ Day with some hilarious quotes! In a previous post, we adapted some of the best quotes about dogs to Frenchies, this time we decided to collect the funniest ones to put a smile on your face. To double the joy, we included some silly pictures of TomKings Frenchies that our Family Members shared in our Facebook group. Enjoy! 🙂

“Handle every situation like a Frenchie. If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.”

– Unknown

“Without my Frenchie my wallet would be full my house would be clean but my heart would be empty.”

– Unknown

“Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about Frenchies.”

– Unknown

“I work hard so my Frenchie can have a better life.”

– Unknown

“If your Frenchie is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.”

– Unknown

“It’s OK if you don’t like my Frenchie, not everyone has good taste.”

– Unknown

“If you are a Frenchie and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.”

– Original quote: Fran Lebowitz

“If you’re uncomfortable around my Frenchie, I’m happy to lock you in the other room when you come over.”

– Unknown

“If you want the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move our Frenchie.”

– Unknown

“Frenchies are like potato chips. You can’t have just one.”

– Unknown

Which funny Frenchie quote is your favorite? Let us know in the comments!

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