10 funniest Frenchie quotes - TomKings Blog

10 best Frenchie quotes that will make you laugh

Frenchies are little clowns, so it’s only fitting to celebrate them on April Fools’ Day with some hilarious quotes! In a previous post, we adapted some of the best quotes about dogs to Frenchies, this time we decided to collect the funniest ones to put a smile on your face. To double the joy, we included some silly pictures of TomKings Frenchies that our Family Members shared in our Facebook group. Enjoy! 🙂

10 funniest Frenchie quotes - TomKings Blog
Maui, from TomKings Puppies

“Handle every situation like a Frenchie. If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.”

– Unknown

10 funniest Frenchie quotes - TomKings Blog
Ilka, from TomKings Puppies

“Without my Frenchie my wallet would be full my house would be clean but my heart would be empty.”

– Unknown

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10 funniest Frenchie quotes - TomKings Blog
Berne, from TomKings Puppies

“Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about Frenchies.”

– Unknown

10 funniest Frenchie quotes - TomKings Blog
Roxy, from TomKings Puppies

“I work hard so my Frenchie can have a better life.”

– Unknown

10 funniest Frenchie quotes - TomKings Blog
Gus, from TomKings Puppies

“If your Frenchie is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.”

– Unknown

10 funniest Frenchie quotes - TomKings Blog
Russet, from TomKings Puppies

“It’s OK if you don’t like my Frenchie, not everyone has good taste.”

– Unknown

10 funniest Frenchie quotes - TomKings Blog
Santana, from TomKings Puppies

“If you are a Frenchie and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.”

– Original quote: Fran Lebowitz

10 funniest Frenchie quotes - TomKings Blog
Jax, from TomKings Puppies

“If you’re uncomfortable around my Frenchie, I’m happy to lock you in the other room when you come over.”

– Unknown

10 funniest Frenchie quotes - TomKings Blog
Sir Charnley, from TomKings Puppies

“If you want the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move our Frenchie.”

– Unknown

10 funniest Frenchie quotes - TomKings Blog
Pippa, from TomKings Puppies

“Frenchies are like potato chips. You can’t have just one.”

– Unknown

Which funny Frenchie quote is your favorite? Let us know in the comments!

If you can’t get enough of Frenchies, feel free to join our TomKings Frenchie Family Facebook group for your daily Frenchie dose! You can also check out our available French Bulldog puppies here.

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