7+1 Reasons NOT to Get a Frenchie

So, you’re thinking about adding a French Bulldog to your life? Well, we’re here to give you a “friendly warning” about what you’re really signing up for. These little squishy-faced companions might look innocent, but don’t be fooled – bringing a Frenchie into your life is a decision that will flip your world upside down! In this article, we’ll share 7+1 reasons not to get a Frenchie, and to prove our points, we’ll include real-life quotes from the TomKings Frenchie Family. Spoiler alert: by the end, you might just realize that all these reasons are exactly why you absolutely need one!

1. You Can Say Goodbye to Personal Space

Once you welcome a Frenchie into your life, you can forget everything you knew about personal space. These little shadows are loyal to the core and will follow you absolutely everywhere – whether you’re working, cooking, or even taking a quick shower. Need a moment to yourself? Not gonna happen! If you’re sitting down to relax, they’ll be right there, curling up on your lap or snuggling so close it’s like they think you’re their personal pillow. Privacy? That’s not a thing in a Frenchie household – but who needs it when you have such adorable company?

“Hazel has no concept of personal space, she is like Velcro and sticks with you ALL day 😂 Hazel has FOMO (fear of missing out) she could be in a dead sleep snoring 💤 but any sense of movement sets her into a bolting jump up to see where you’re at.” (Lisa)

“MICKIE JAGS and sky blue are awesome in every way. I’m OK with the Velcro that both of them provide to me. I think it’s adorable. MICKIE looks out for me. We’ll sit in the bathroom when I take a shower SKYE on the other hand will decide to bite you in the middle of the night when she wants your attention. She seems to be a night owl and will get up at 1 o’clock in the morning and start roaming the house And like I said, we’ll just bite you on the toe bite you on the leg for attention not the best thing at 2 o’clock in the morning, but the love that they give is so worth it.” (Victoria)

“My Frenchie Bella and Zuess follow me everywhere. Private time in the bathroom? No way, these two want to be everywhere I am!! But I adore them and love that nothing comes between me and my frenchies!! Personal space? Haha not when you have a Frenchie 😀” (Janet)

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“We call them Space Invaders. Bed, couch, whatever they’re gonna be pushing their way in to get as close as possible to you.” (Steve)

“Zayne is my shadow but I ❤️ it haha 😂” (Marc)

2. Your Home’s Comfy Spots Will No Longer Be Yours

Thinking about getting a Frenchie? Be prepared to surrender every comfy spot in your home. Couches, beds, even your favorite chair – they’ll claim it all. These little royalty don’t just sit; they sprawl out like they own the place. And you? Well, you’ll be left squeezing into a tiny corner, wondering how such a small dog can take up so much space. Sure, it’s frustrating, but don’t worry – you’ll still have the privilege of watching them look absolutely adorable while ruling over their kingdom. 

“My funny struggle is how they like to flatten the cushions on my brand new couch… This is their house, we just live in it 🙄” (Johnnathan)

“Velcro is an understatement! But I would have it no other way! He’s also a terrible bed partner, spreads his body out, farts and snores! No room for mama. But he’s cute 🥰” (Darlene)

“Definitely they rule the bed and leave me with a tiny little spot! I wouldn’t have it any other way 💙💙💙” (Suri)

3. The Air at Home Will Never Be the Same

When you bring a Frenchie into your life, you’re not just getting a cuddly companion – you’re also signing up for a little “fart factory.” These dogs are known for leaving their aromatic mark, and trust us, it’s not subtle. Whether they’re lounging like royalty or showing off their famous zoomies, they have their unique way of making their presence unforgettable. Sure, it might take some getting used to, but it’s all part of the package, and their endless love more than makes up for it.

“This pumpkin nugget does do more than sleep, LOTS more, but these shot are when I find her most beautiful. The frenchie zoomies, goofiness and farts, can’t forget the farts, are all part of what makes my days the best” (Alan) 

“Everyone wants a Frenchie until… well, can’t really think of anything. Maybe the farts, yeah… definitely the farts.” (Erik)

4. Your Laughing Muscles Will Never Get a Break

Living with a Frenchie means you can forget about peaceful, quiet evenings. Their constant snorting, ridiculous poses, and frantic zoomies will have you laughing so much it might start to feel like a full-time job. Whether they’re inventing new ways to play or randomly contorting themselves into absurd positions, your Frenchie will keep you on your toes and out of breath from nonstop laughter. If you were hoping for a dull, uneventful life, a Frenchie is definitely not for you!

“There’s never a dull moment with these guys! 🥰. Odin keeps life fun and interesting!” (Laurie)

“Sybil has a very interesting way to initiate play time. She loves to play hide n seek. When she wants to play, she will sit by our side give us a death stare and as soon as you ask what is it? She runs and slides like pro under the couch and turns around with her head peeking out from under and has a funny scruffy bark, which we translate as “come get me if you can” 😂 And then instead of acknowledging her, we go around the house saying,”Where’s Sybil”? She will run behind us pawing our legs to tell us where she is, if we still don’t acknowledge her presence she will plant her self right in front of us in a downward dog pose n not move till we pet her…n say O there you are 😂🤣” (Vishal)

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5. You’ll Never Go Unnoticed Again

Step outside with a Frenchie, and be prepared to become the center of attention – or rather, their personal assistant. These little stars have a way of drawing a crowd wherever they go. Strangers will stop you mid-walk to gush over their adorable face, ask a million questions like “Where did you get that cutie?” and, of course, request a photo. Not on social media yet? Don’t worry – your Frenchie’s growing fan base will have you trending in no time. Whether you like it or not, life with a Frenchie means instant fame!

“I have two beautiful French girls and it’s true. We can’t go for a walk without everyone asking me about my fluffy Frenchie. They’re all like oh my gosh I’ve never seen one with long hair. Is it mixed with something else? Is it a fuzzy Frenchie is it a long-haired Frenchie what is it? And she is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.🤣🤣🤣” (Sherri)

6. Vacations Will Never Be the Same Again

Planning a trip? Get ready for a whole new level of coordination, because with a Frenchie in the family, vacations revolve around them too. Suddenly, finding dog-friendly hotels, restaurants, and beaches becomes the top priority – because leaving them behind is simply not an option. As a full-fledged family member, no adventure feels complete without them. And let’s be honest, no matter where you go, they’ll steal the spotlight as the most photographed “attraction” of the trip.

“We have changed our vacations to include our frenchies so they don’t get left behind. They are just two more kids 🤣” (Brenda)

7. Your Home Will Become a Frenchie Shrine

Get ready to lose all control over your home décor – once a Frenchie enters your life, their adorable face will take over. Walls once reserved for art or family photos will soon be covered in Frenchie portraits. Shelves will fill up with their goofy poses turned into prints, and don’t be surprised if you find yourself buying Frenchie-themed pillows, mugs, or even rugs. Before you know it, your house will scream “Frenchie mania,” and every guest will immediately realize who really runs the show. 

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+1 Your Frenchie Will Turn Your Life Upside Down

Having a Frenchie isn’t just owning a pet – it’s adopting a whole new lifestyle. You’ll soon find yourself surrounded by people who share your love (and mild obsession) for this incredible breed. Every walk will turn into a meet-and-greet with strangers, your phone will run out of storage from endless photos which you’ll proudly show off at every opportunity. Life with a Frenchie is full of surprises, challenges, and a whole lot of joy. It’s chaotic, hilarious, and absolutely wonderful – because once you have a Frenchie, nothing will ever be the same, and you wouldn’t want it any other way! 

If we haven’t managed to scare you off yet, and despite all these “struggles” you’re still dreaming of life with a Frenchie, then you’re one of us! Join our TomKings Frenchie Family Facebook group to see what you’re really getting into – hilarious stories, adorable photos, and a community of people who are absolutely obsessed with their Frenchies!

The article is based on the expert knowledge of the TomKings Puppies team who have been breeding French Bulldogs for 15 years. All the pictures in the post belong to them and their customers, and show puppies from their breed. Check their available French Bulldog puppies, or if you have any questions or comments let us know below the article.